Roasted Romance

Tastes like: The restraining order you should've filed sooner. 

This roast is for the girlies who thought it was love ---- but it was just an unpaid therapist gig with slight benefits but mostly trauma!  

You're no longer angry. You're caramelized! And now you're healing with coffee and vengeance. 

💋 REAL Ones Only:

• Fell in love during Mercury retrograde (rookie mistake)
• Trusted a man who said no drama in his bio
• Survived a situationship with only caffeine and audacity 
• I'm done...then re-texted for real this time
• Believed in red flags until they became wall art
• Wrote a breakup playlist longer than the relationship 
• Lef the relationship and kept the espresso machine and feel like you won.
• Knows that love is patience, kind .....and better single-origin

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Medium - emotional damage with dessert notes
• Origin: Mexico (Chapas & Oaxaca)
  Flavor Notes: Tears and bad decisions 
• Altitude: 1000M
• Varietal: Mundo Novo
• Process: Fully washed and sun-dried
• Soil: Ghosted messages 
  
  

  ADD TO CART because love might be blind, but this roast sees through the bullshit.