SPILL THE BEANS

THIS IS WHERE VULGAR WAS BORN 

OVER ONE BRUTALLY HONEST MORNING CONFESSION.  

"I'm such a cranky bitch until I've had coffee." That wasn't a cry for help - it was a battle cry. 

Todd made the mistake of talking to me before i was properly caffeinated. I responded with a phrase that would become legend. And just like that Vulgar Coffee was conceived - no business plan, no mood board, just one highly-caffeinated middle finger to the idea that anyone needs to wake up graceful. 

This wasn't about branding. It was about truth.  Real moods, real mornings, real women who don't wake up soft and sweet - they wake up sharp, savage, and caffeine-deprived. 

So we made Cranky Bitch.  The first roast. The OG.  The one that carries that same cranky confession in every sip.  

Cranky Bitch isn't about balance. It's about boldness.  It's about boldness.  It's what happens when you stop trying to be "palatable" and finally pour what's real. 

Before the empire, there was just a Cranky Bitch and a damn good cup of coffee. 

VULGAR COFFEE WASN'T BORN IN A BOARDROOM.  IT WASN'T BRAINSTORMED OVER LATTES IN A BEIGE CAFE.  IT WAS BUILT ON KITCHEN COUNTER CHAOS, EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH, AND A SOUL THAT REFUSED TO STAY SILENCED. 

Cheers from our cup to yours! Todd and Kimber