Collection: DYSFUNCTIONAL FIVE

Meet the Dysfunctional FIVE, the Vulgar Coffee Favorites that started it all. They didn't come to play. They came to ruin your tolerance for basic coffee. 

They are the loud, unfiltered legends that ignited the Vulgar Revolution.  These aren't your starter sips.  They're the founding flavors of brewed rebellion....and they are absolutely unhinged. 

They're bold, they're slightly unstable, they're emotionally reckless and they're the reason you have your group chat on mute. 

These five icons are here to scream louder than your alarm clock.  These are the problem children of the Vulgar lineup.  They're personality disorders with caffeine.  They are louder than your regrets and hit harder than last night's POUR decisions. 

Sip with intention or don't. 

BREWED BREAKDOWN IN A BAG. YOUR FAVORITE COPING MECHANISMS, CAFFEINATED AND UNHINGED.