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THE STAGE IS DARK BUT NOT FOR LONG.
THE VULGAR CABARET IS WARMING UP. EXPECT COMEDY, CHAOS, AND UNFILTERED ANTHEMS.
COMING SOON. WE'VE GOT THE CAFFEINE, YOU BRING THE EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE! AT VULGAR COFFEE WE DON'T CODDLE YOUR TRAUMA ...WE ROAST IT!