Cranky Bitch

Tastes like: feelings --- with fangs.

She wakes up choosing chaos and eggs.  This isn't your mood swing's fault - it's your environment's problem.  She's intense, insightful, and impossible to gaslight. One sip and your third eye is side-eyeing everything.  

Balanced? NO.  Functiona. Barely.  Delicious? Hell to the yes! 

💋 REAL Ones Only:

• Gave herself the diagnosis and the cure
• Cried at sunrise and still made the meeting
• Has trauma, trust issues, and the receipts
• Hugs with love, fights with prophecy 
• Feels everything, forgets nothing, forgives rarely

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Breakfast blend - light body, full spiral
• Origin: Central America
  Flavor Notes: Toasted hazelnut, buttercream and barely-suppressed breakdown
• Altitude: 1400-1650M
• Varietal: Bourbon, Caturra
• Process: Fully washed
• Soil: Morning dew and unresolved tension 
  
  

  ADD TO CART because sweet girls don't win wars, but cranky ones with caffeine? They rebuild kingdoms.