MOFO

I’m a Classy Motherf*cker......but don’t test me before coffee.

Medium roast. Maximum attitude. This one slaps harder than your ex on a Tuesday.

☕ MOFO Manifesto

You didn’t come here for dainty. You came for MOFO—the unapologetic roast for the classy savage who knows she’s got power in every pour.

Whether you’re sipping it in silk or sweatpants, this cup says: “I don’t need your permission, Karen.”

This roast is an attitude, not a beverage.

💋 Real Ones Only:

• Moms with a mouth and a mission
  
• Burned out but still burning bright
  
• Too much for small minds
  
• Bosses, bitches, and boundary-breakers

🔥  Roast Specs:

Roast: Medium - smooth with punch

• Origin: Papua New Guinea
• Flavor Notes: Caramel, honey, fruit
  
• Altitude: 1350M
  
• Varietal: Bourbon & Typica
  
• Process: Fully washed + dried in the sun
  
• Soil: Volcanic Loam (hell yeah)

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