CrAzY Bitch

Tastes like: If hormones and honesty had a group chat.

Isn't for who they said you should be but who you became when you stopped pretending you were okay.  That's okay! This isn't instability - it's intuitive warfare.  Crafted for the woman who felt everything, survived everything, and made it look fucking fabulous. Sip this when "too much" feels like a compliment.   

💋 REAL Ones Only:

• You are that bitch. You've been that bitch. And you'll stay that bitch. PERIOD
• Took the meds. Stopped. Wrote a memoir
• Screams into the void...then organizes her pantry
• Diagnosed with vibes
• Lost it once. Doesn't plan to retrieve it

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Medium - Chocolate Hazelnut but with sass! 
• Origin: Papua New Guinea
  Flavor Notes: Cocoa, raw sugar, poor decisions
• Altitude: 1350M
• Varietal: Bourbon, Typica
• Process: Fully washed + dried in the sun
• Soil: Volcanic soul compost 
  
  

ADD TO CART because sanity is subjective and this roast isn't asking for approval.