Fuckinating

Tastes like: If motivation had a flavor and it was trying its best. 

You know those days where shit just .....happens to you?  This is for that.  For the brain fog, the autopilot chaos, the pretending-to-be-okay while vibrating under your hoodie.  It's the flavor of functioning dysfunction.  Deliciously unstable.

💋 REAL Ones Only:

• Lost her train of thought on purpose
• Lives on vibes, snacks, and sarcasm
• Keeps it together with duct tape and denial
• Performs miracles before noon then vanishes
• Silently quitting your job before 8 am and re-hiring yourself by noon

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Medium - emotionally compromised but flavorful 
• Origin: Brazil
• Flavor Notes: Pecan Pie, brown sugar, buttery regret
• Altitude: 1000M
• Varietal: Catuai
• Process: Natural
• Soil: Soft clay + unresolved emotional sediment 
  
  

  ADD TO CART because sometimes fuckinating is the only thing keeping you from quitting everything.